Management Is Nature's Way Of Removing Idiots

Give A Man A Fish, And You'll Feed Him For A Day. Teach A Man To Fish, And He'll Buy A Funny Hat. Talk To A Hungry Man About Fish, And You're A Consultant.

You Can Never Underestimate The Stupidity Of The General Public.

You Probably Think Stephen Hawking Is In That Wheelchair Because Of A Motor Neuron Disease. But If You Got As Much Barely-legal Student Poontang As The Hawkster, You'd Be In A Wheelchair Too.

Men Live In A Fantasy World. I Know This Because I Am One, And I Actually Receive My Mail There

This Happens To Me: I Have This Great Idea And Then I Make The Mistake Of Telling Someone Else.