Management Is Nature's Way Of Removing Idiots

The Dilbert Principle: People Are Idiots.

If A Job's Worth Doing, It's Too Hard.

I Burned Out My Drawing Hand By Using It Too Much. The Common Word For It Is Writer's Cramp. The Fancy Words For It Are Focal Dystonia. The Symptom In My Case Was A Pinky Finger That Went Spastic When I Tried To Draw.

He Was Deader Than A Shrunken Head At A Hackey Sack Festival.

I Believe In Karma... That Means I Can Do Bad Things To You All Day Long And Assume You Deserve It.