Management Is Nature's Way Of Removing Idiots

For Our Purposes, Let’s Say A Goal Is A Specific Objective That You Either Achieve Or Don’t Sometime In The Future. A System Is Something You Do On A Regular Basis That Increases Your Odds Of Happiness In The Long Run. If You Do Something Every Day, It’s A System. If You’re Waiting To Achieve It Someday In The Future, It’s A Goal.

He Was Deader Than A Shrunken Head At A Hackey Sack Festival.

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car.

If A Job's Worth Doing, It's Too Hard.

There's Nothing More Dangerous Than A Resourceful Idiot.