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I Wish I Were Dumber So I Could Be More Certain About My Opinions. It Looks Fun.
-Scott Adams
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I Wish I Were Dumber So I
Scott Adams
I Wish I Were Dumber So I Could Be More Certain About My Opinions. It Looks Fun.
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