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Priority-wise, It Simply Makes Sense To Take Care Of Yourself Before You Start Searching For A Higher Meaning. You Aren't Much Good To Anyone Else If You're Unhealthy, A Financial Burden, Or An Emotional Basket Case. Fix Yourself Before You Turn Outward. It's Best For Everyone.

Management Is Nature's Way Of Removing Idiots From The Productive Flow.

For Our Purposes, Let’s Say A Goal Is A Specific Objective That You Either Achieve Or Don’t Sometime In The Future. A System Is Something You Do On A Regular Basis That Increases Your Odds Of Happiness In The Long Run. If You Do Something Every Day, It’s A System. If You’re Waiting To Achieve It Someday In The Future, It’s A Goal.

Frankly, I’m Suspicious Of Anyone Who Has A Strong Opinion On A Complicated Issue.

The Greenest Home Is The One You Don't Build. If You Really Want To Save The Earth, Move In With Another Family And Share A House That's Already Built. Better Yet, Live In The Forest And Eat Whatever The Squirrels Don't Want.