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I Burned Out My Drawing Hand By Using It Too Much. The Common Word For It Is Writer's Cramp. The Fancy Words For It Are Focal Dystonia. The Symptom In My Case Was A Pinky Finger That Went Spastic When I Tried To Draw.

I Have A Perverse Attraction To Risk. Not Physical Risk But Emotional, Financial Risk - Anything Than Can't Kill You Immediately.

Methods For Predicting The Future: 1) Read Horoscopes, Tea Leaves, Tarot Cards, Or Crystal Balls . . . Collectively Known As "nutty Methods;" 2) Put Well-researched Facts Into Sophisticated Computer . . . Commonly Referred To As "a Complete Waste Of Time."

If You Have Any Trouble Sounding Condescending, Find A Unix User To Show You How It's Done.

People Are So Conditioned To Take Sides That A Balanced Analysis Looks To Them Like Hatred.