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Frankly, I’m Suspicious Of Anyone Who Has A Strong Opinion On A Complicated Issue.

A Person With A Flexible Schedule And Average Resources Will Be Happier Than A Rich Person Who Has Everything Except A Flexible Schedule. Step One In Your Search For Happiness Is To Continually Work Toward Having Control Of Your Schedule.

Have You Ever Noticed That Things That Don’t Kill You Make You Weaker? And Great Minds Don’t Think Alike. If They Did, The Patent Office Would Only Have About Fifty Inventions. I Started Getting Suspicious When I Cried Over Spilt Milk And The Cashier Took It Off My Bill.” - Wally

Highly Intelligent And Well-informed People Disagree On Every Political Issue. Therefore, Intelligence And Knowledge Are Useless For Making Decisions, Because If Any Of That Stuff Helped, Then All The Smart People Would Have The Same Opinions. So Use Your "gut Instinct" To Make Voting Choices. That Is Exactly Like Being Clueless, But With The Added Advantage That You'll Feel As If Your Random Vote Preserved Democracy.

I Try To Avoid Giving Advice.