True Valor Is Like Honesty; It Enters

Love Is Like The Measles; We Can't Have It Bad But Once, And The Later In Life We Have It The Tougher It Goes With Us.

Knowledge Is Like Money, The More A Man Gits The More He Hankers For.

Take All The Fools Out Of This World And There Wouldn't Be Any Fun Living In It, Or Profit.

There Is Nothing So Easy To Learn As Experience And Nothing So Hard To Apply.

Suicide Is Cheating The Doctor Out Of Job.