My Life Really Has Been One Long

She Stopped The Show - But Then The Show Wasn't Traveling Very Fast.

You Always Ought To Have Tom Cats Arranged, You Know - It Makes 'em More Companionable.

Wit Is Like Caviar - It Should Be Served In Small Portions And Not Spread About Like Marmalade.

Work Hard, Do The Best You Can, Don't Ever Lose Faith In Yourself And Take No Notice Of What Other People Say About You.

I Love Criticism Just So Long As It's Unqualified Praise.