My Life Really Has Been One Long

Never Mind, Dear, We're All Made The Same, Though Some More Than Others.

Dear 338171 (may I Call You 338?)

How Foolish To Think That One Can Ever Slam The Door In The Face Of Age. Much Wiser To Be Polite And Gracious And Ask Him To Lunch In Advance.

She Had Much In Common With Hitler, Only No Mustache.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. In Fact, Elephants Often Consult Me.