My Life Really Has Been One Long

Bed Is The Perfect Climate.

Many Years Ago I Remember A Famous Actress Explaining To Me With Perfect Seriousness That Before Making An Entrance She Always Stood Aside To Allow God To Go On First. I Can Also Remember That On That Particular Occasion He Gave A Singularly Uninspired Performance.

Good Heavens, Television Is Something You Appear On; You Don't Watch.

Christmas Is At Our Throats Again.

The Higher The Building The Lower The Morals.