Good Heavens, Television Is Something You Appear

If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Paycheck On Friday.

Wit Ought To Be A Glorious Treat Like Caviar; Never Spread It About Like Marmalade.

I'm Not A Heavy Drinker, I Can Sometimes Go For Hours Without Touching A Drop.

Thousands Of People Have Talent. I Might As Well Congratulate You For Having Eyes In Your Head. The One And Only Thing That Counts Is: Do You Have Staying Power?

I'm An Enormously Talented Man, And There's No Use Pretending That I'm Not.