Good Heavens, Television Is Something You Appear

My Life Really Has Been One Long Extravaganza.

The Pleasures That Once Were Heaven Look Silly At Sixty-seven.

Squash - That's Not Exercise, It's Flagellation.

You Ask My Advice About Acting? Speak Clearly, Don't Bump Into The Furniture And If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Pay Packet On Friday.

How About Slipping Out Of Those Wet Things And Into A Dry Martini?