Good Heavens, Television Is Something You Appear

Never Trust A Man With Short Legs. His Brains Are Too Near His Bottom.

In The First Act, You Get The Audience's Attention - Once You Have It, They Will Repay You In The Second. Play Through The Laughs If You Have To. It Will Only Make The Audience Believe There Are So Many Of Them That They Missed A Few.

Goodnight, My Darlings, I'll See You Tomorrow.

That Strange Feeling We Had In The War. Have You Found Anything In Your Lives Since To Equal It In Strength? A Sort Of Splendid Carelessness It Was, Holding Us Together.

I Write At High Speed Because Boredom Is Bad For My Health.