Good Heavens, Television Is Something You Appear

Your Motivation Is Your Pay Packet On Friday. Now Get On With It.

It's Never Too Early For A Cocktail.

I Have Always Been Very Fond Of Them (drama Critics) . . . I Think It Is So Frightfully Clever Of Them To Go Night After Night To The Theatre And Know So Little About It.

I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But It Is Terribly, Terribly Boring.

In The First Act, You Get The Audience's Attention - Once You Have It, They Will Repay You In The Second. Play Through The Laughs If You Have To. It Will Only Make The Audience Believe There Are So Many Of Them That They Missed A Few.