Does God Have A Sense Of Humor?

The Miami Beach Audience Is The Greatest Audience In The World!

The Best Part Of You Ran Down Your Mother's Legs.

I Knew That Nobody Could Be On Television Week After Week As Themselves And Exist For Any Length Of Time, Because No One Has That Rich A Personality.... So I Knew That I Had To Create Some Characters.

I Only Made $200 A Week And I Had To Buy My Own Bullets.

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.