Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

If You Keep Yourself Alive And Current, Funny Is Funny.

I Don't Mind Being 65, But Nobody Is Gonna Tell Me To Come In At 5:30 To Have The Early Bird Special.

Ed Sullivan Brought Me To Tv First In 1952, Then Garry Moore's Program Gave Me A Lot Of Confidence And Freedom.

You Do Live Longer With Bran, But You Spend The Last Fifteen Years On The Toilet.

If You Stop And Think About It, Nearly All Great Humor Is At The Expense Of Someone Or Something.