Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

Comedy Is An Amazing Calling. Once You Get That First Laugh, It's Hard To Turn Away. Then, Of Course, You're Hooked And You Have To Learn How To Survive In The Business.

A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They Tried To Kill Us, We Won, Let's Eat!

When I Get Up In The Morning, I Have To Decide What I'm Going To Have For Dinner Or I Can't Get Through The Day.

If You Keep Yourself Alive And Current, Funny Is Funny.

My Brother Is The Youngest Member Of The College Of Physicians And Surgeons. And I Wouldn't Let Him Cut My Nails.