Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

The World Is Full Of Little Dictators Trying To Run Your Life.

There's Nobody To Believe In Anymore, Nobody To Trust.

As Life's Pleasures Go, Food Is Second Only To Sex. Except For Salami And Eggs. Now That's Better Than Sex, But Only If The Salami Is Thickly Sliced.

I Just Never Saw My Mother In Any Other Room But The Kitchen. There Were Always Pots Going.

My Mother Kept The House Clean And We Ate Good. I Didn't Know We Were Poor Until I Started Giving Interviews.