Mitch”, But Then Reattach It And Call

You Know Crazy Straws - They Go All Over The Place? These Straws Are Sane. They Never Lost Their Mind. They Say, "we're Going Straight To The Mouth. That Guy Who Takes A While To Get There? He's Crazy."

If 13 Is Unlucky, Then 12 And 14 Are Guilty By Association.

I Have A "do Not Disturb" Sign On My Hotel Door. It's Time To Go To "don't Disturb". It's Been "do Not" For Too Long. We Should Embrace The Contraction.

People On The 14th Floor, You Know What Floor You’re Really On.

When Someone Hands You A Flyer, It's Like They're Saying Here You Throw This Away.