If You Drink O'douls, You Don't Drink;

Last Time I Called Shotgun We Had Rented A Limo, So I Messed Up!

A Dog Came To My Door, So I Gave Him A Bone, The Dog Took The Bone Into The Back Yard And Buried It. I'm Going To Go Plant A Tree There, With Bones On It, Then The Dog Will Come Back And Say, "shoot! It Worked! I Must Distribute These Bones Equally For I Have A Green Paw!"

A Lollipop Is A Cross Between Hard Candy And Garbage.

I Want To Rob A Bank With A Bb Gun. "give Me All Your Money Or I Will Give You A Dimple! I Will Be Rich, You Will Be Cute. We Both Win."

If You Can't Sleep, Count Sheep. Don't Count Endangered Animals. You Will Run Out.