Middle Age Is When It Takes Longer

A True Friend Will See You Through When Others See That You Are Through.

The Habitually Punctual Make All Their Mistakes Right On Time.

There Are Two Sorts Of Losers - The Good Loser, And The One Who Can't Act.

The Cave-dweller's Wife Complained That He Hadn't Dragged Her Anywhere In Months.

An Optimist Expects His Dreams To Come True; A Pessimist Expects His Nightmares To.