If Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right,

A Bore Is A Person Who Lights Up The Room Simply By Leaving It.

The Man Who Is Always Waving The Flag Usually Waives What It Stands For.

Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education And Laughter.

If We Lacked Imagination Enough To Foresee Something Better, Life Would Indeed Be A Tragedy.

The Incompetent With Nothing To Do Can Still Make A Mess Of It.