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I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me, They're A Waste Of Fur.

I'm Going To Start Water Skiing Someday...as Soon As I Can Separate It From Being Dragged By A Boat.

I Was A Vegetarian Until I Started Leaning Toward The Sunlight.

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I Had Teeth That Stuck Out So Far, I Used To Eat Other Kids' Candy Bars By Accident.