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The Closest I Ever Came To A Menage-a-trois Was When I Dated A Schizophrenic.

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Men Who Are Going Bald Often Wear Baseball Caps.

Neurotics Build Castles In The Air, Psychotics Live In Them. My Mother Cleans Them.

It Takes Six Months To Get Into Shape And Two Weeks To Get Out Of Shape. Once You Know This You Can Stop Being Angry About Other Things In Life And Only Be Angry About This.