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Mr. Speaker. I Said The Honorable Member Was A Liar It Is True And I Am Sorry For It. The Honorable Member May Place The Punctuation Where He Pleases.

Wine Does But Draw Forth A Man's Natural Qualities.

You Write With Ease, To Show Your Breeding, But Easy Writing's Vile Hard Reading.

I Hate To See Prudence Clinging To The Green Suckers Of Youth; 'tis Like Ivy Round A Sapling, And Spoils The Growth Of The Tree.

I Open With A Clock Striking, To Beget An Awful Attention In The Audience - It Also Marks The Time, Which Is Four O Clock In The Morning, And Saves A Description Of The Rising Sun, And A Great Deal About Gilding The Eastern Hemisphere.