The Right Honourable Gentleman Is Indebted To

A Life Spent Worthily Should Be Measured By A Nobler Line,-by Deeds, Not Years.

There Is Nothing On Earth So Easy As To Forget, If A Person Chooses To Set About It. I'm Sure I Have As Much Forgot Your Poor, Dear Uncle, As If He Had Never Existed; And I Thought It My Duty To Do So.

Nay, But Jack, Such Eyes! Such Eyes! So Innocently Wild! So Bashfully Irresolute! Not A Glance But Speaks And Kindles Some Thought Of Love! Then, Jack, Her Cheeks! Her Cheeks, Jack! So Deeply Blushing At The Insinuations Of Her Tell-tale Eyes! Then, Jack, Her Lips! O, Jack, Lips Smiling At Their Own Discretion! And, If Not Smiling, More Sweetly Pouting - More Lovely In Sullenness! Then, Jack, Her Neck! O, Jack, Jack!

It Is By Women That Nature Writes On The Hearts Of Men.

Pity Those Whom Nature Abuses, Never Those Who Abuse Nature.