Men Like Phones With Lots Of Buttons.

I Had No Desire To Be A Stand-up Comic Until I Decided To Do It.

Men Have Better Self-images Than Women. You Know What I've Never Seen In A Men's Magazine? A Makeover.

Blondes Have More Fun, Don't They? They Must. How Many Brunettes Do You See Walking Down The Street With Blond Roots?

Men Are Self-confident Because They Grow Up Identifying With Super-heroes. Women Have Bad Self-images Because They Grow Up Identifying With Barbie.

An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated Condom; It Just Doesn't Work.