Men Like Phones With Lots Of Buttons.

I Knew So Little About Money I Used To Sign My Check, "love, Rita."

The Logic Was, There Weren't Too Many Female Comedians, So I Thought I Might As Well Try A Field That Had Fewer Competitors Than The Field I Was In, Which Was Acting, Singing And Dancing.

Oh, My God. I've Just Told You How Old I Am. Nobody Knows How Old I Am. I'm Going To Have To Kill You Now.

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.

I Want To Have Young Children Although My Mother And Father Are Even Now Young Sufficient To Just Take Care Of Them.