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An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated Condom; It Just Doesn't Work.
-Rita Rudner
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An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated
Rita Rudner
An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated Condom; It Just Doesn't Work.
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