A Man Admires A Woman Not For

A Man Admires A Woman Not For What She Says, But What She Listens To.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes A Housefly Is Looking For A Way To Get Out.

The Notion That As A Man Grows Older His Illusions Leave Him Is Not Quite True. What Is True Is That His Early Illusions Are Supplanted By New, And To Him, Equally Convincing Illusions.

The Triumph Of Sugar Over Diabetes.

Like Everybody Else, When I Don't Know What Else To Do, I Seem To Go In For Catching Colds.