Criticism Is The Windows And Chandeliers Of

A Man Reserves His True And Deepest Love Not For The Species Of Woman In Whose Company He Finds Himself Electrified And Enkindled, But For That One In Whose Company He May Feel Tenderly Drowsy.

Men Go To The Theatre To Forget; Women, To Remember.

I Know Many Married Men, I Even Know A Few Happily Married Men, But I Don't Know One Who Wouldn't Fall Down The First Open Coal Hole Running After The First Pretty Girl Who Gave Him A Wink.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes A Housefly Is Looking For A Way To Get Out.

Shaw Writes Plays For The Ages, The Ages Between Five And Twelve.