Your Blessing In Life Is When You

I Don't Want To Hear The Specials. If They're So Special, Put 'em On The Menu.

I Will Never Understand Why They Cook On Tv. I Can't Smell It. Can't Eat It. Can't Taste It. The End Of The Show They Hold It Up To The Camera, 'well, Here It Is. You Can't Have Any. Thanks For Watching. Goodbye.'

Most People, You Do A Tv Series, It Ends Three, Four, Five Years Later; It's A Relic.

Elaine: Ugh, I Hate People. Jerry: Yeah, They're The Worst.

Why Is It When You Turn On The Tv You See Ads For Telephone Companies, And When You Turn On The Radio You Hear Ads For Tv Shows, And When You Get Put On Hold On The Phone You Hear A Radio Station?