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I Started Taking Ballet Lessons When I Was 4, And I Was Performing In Ballet Companies When I Was 10, And I Did Summer Stock In Miami Beach When I Was 12, And Finally I Said, 'i Gotta Go To Broadway.'

My Father Watched Football With The Sound Off Because He Lived In Fear Of Hearing The Voice Of Howard Cosell.

Men Who Are Going Bald Often Wear Baseball Caps.

I Had The Most Boring Office Job In The World...i Used To Clean The Windows On Envelopes.

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