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... Life Is Broken Down Into These Stages: You're Born And You Don't Know How Anything Works; Gradually You Find Out How Everything Works; Technology Evolves And Slowly There Are A Few Things You Can't Work; At The End, You Don't Know How Anything Works.

Most Women Are Introspective: "am I In Love? Am I Emotionally And Creatively Fulfilled?" Most Men Are Outrospective: "did My Team Win? How's My Car?"

Husband: A Man Who Buys His Football Tickets Four Months In Advance And Waits Until The Day Before His Anniversary To Buy His Wife A Gift.

My Vegas Act Is How I Make My Money.

I Was A Vegetarian Until I Started Leaning Toward The Sunlight.