When Men Break Up They Want To

You Know It's Love When You Want To Keep Holding Hands Even After You're Sweaty.

I Admire The Pope. I Have A Lot Of Respect For Anyone Who Can Tour Without An Album.

Good Weather All The Week, But Come The Weekend The Weather Stinks. When The Weather Is Too Hot They Complain, Too Cold They Complain, And When It's Just Right, They're Watching Tv.

I Hate Learning Through Experience. Just Once I'd Like To Learn Something Because Someone Was Nice Enough To Tell Me In Advance.

I'm A Very Simple Person. I'm Very Shallow. Shallow, Simple, Easily Pleased: That's Me.