When Men Break Up They Want To

Most Of The Men Sitting In First Class On An Airplane Have Really Boring Jobs.

If It's Attention You Want, Don't Get Involved With A Man During Play-off Season.

At The End Of Every Year, I Add Up The Time That I Have Spent On The Phone On Hold And Subtract It From My Age. I Don't Count That Time As Really Living. I Spend More And More Time On Hold Each Year. By The Time I Die, I'm Going To Be Quite Young.

When Men Break Up They Want To Remain Friends. Why? Why Can't They Just Get Lost?

If You Like Easygoing, Monogamous Men, Stay Away From Billionaires.