All Men Look Nerdy In Black Socks

Women Take Clothing Much More Seriously Than Men. I've Never Seen A Man Walk Into A Party And Say "oh, My God, I'm So Embarrassed; Get Me Out Of Here. There's Another Man Wearing A Black Tuxedo.

When I Was A Kid, I Had Two Friends, And They Were Imaginary And They Would Only Play With Each Other.

If It's Attention You Want, Don't Get Involved With A Man During Play-off Season.

If I Say A Joke And The Audience Laughs It Makes Me Feel Good.

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.