All Men Look Nerdy In Black Socks

Most Turkeys Taste Better The Day After; My Mother's Tasted Better The Day Before.

Why Are Women Wearing Perfumes That Smell Like Flowers To Attract Men? Men Don't Like Flowers. I Have A Great Idea For A Scent That Will Attract Men - How About "new Car Interior"?

I Paid Attention To Not Being A Comedian, And Just Concentrated On Being Who I Was. That Is What You Have To Do. If You Say You Are A Comedian That Has Been Done Before. If You Just Be Who You Are Then You Are Unique. Everyone Is Unique.

I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me, They're A Waste Of Fur.

I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.