All Men Look Nerdy In Black Socks

I Get So Happy When I Write A Joke. It's A Very Satisfying, Liberating Feeling.

My Parents Always Told Me I Could Do Anything, But Never Told Me How Long It Would Take

I Love To Shop After A Bad Relationship. I Don't Know. I Buy A New Outfit And It Makes Me Feel Better. It Just Does. Sometimes I See A Really Great Outfit, I'll Break Up With Someone On Purpose.

To Attract Men, I Wear A Perfume Called 'new Car Interior.'

I Rationalize Shop. I Buy A Dress Because I Need Change For Gum.