Memories, Priceless. Well Not Really Priceless, But

One Time, I Was So Hungry, I Ate The Beans In A Bean Bag Chair.

The Jewelry Stores Say, 'tell Your Wife You Love Her With A Diamond,' While Wives Tell You They Love You With, 'ok, But Just Because It's Valentine's Day.'

I've Spent Days In Cinemas Answering Questions From The Audience, In Interviews, Travelling Abroad, And All They Do Is Thank Me Nicely.

It Was June 4, 1979, The First Time I Went On Stage. I Didn't Know I Could Do It But I Knew I Couldn't Not Do It. I Quit Everything In My Life And This Was The One Thing I Couldn't Quit.

Sometimes When You Win, You Think You're Going To Get Everything To Go Your Way.