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Sarah Palin Is Latina. Pay-leen. She Has An Infant And A Grandkid The Same Age. Latina!

If Laughter Is The Best Medicine, I Promise To Continue To Make You Laugh As My Wife And I Work Together With The National Kidney Foundation To Save Lives.

The Average Late-night Viewer Is In Their Mid-50s And The Average Viewer Of Tbs Is In Their 30s And Is Largely African-american And Hispanic, Already, Before I Even Get There.

If The Worst Thing That Can Happen Is That Nobody Laughs, Then I Can Deal With That, Because The Worst Thing That Can Happen At The Factory Is That I Could Lose A Limb Or Be Crushed By A Huge Machine.

I Think We All Feel The Same Things Most Of The Time, We Just Don't Know How To Put It Into Words. When I'm On Stage, I Say It. The Truth Makes People Laugh.