When I Was 10 There Wasnt Trampolines

If You Had A Personal Trainer, You Would Probably Eat Him. I Know That In Every Fat Person, There's A Skinny Person Inside, But You Could Have All The Season's Contestants Of America's Next Top Model In You. I Hope I Get Reincarnated As Your Feet. That Way, You'd Never See My Face Again... Oh, I'm Sorry. I Shouldn't Have Insulted You. Because In My Country, Cows Are Sacred.

I Love Comedy And I Would Write Things To Myself As An Exercise In Writing. I Didn't Do Well For Years, And I Quit. I Started To Break Down Why I Was Afraid And Started To Look At People I Admired, Like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin And All.

I Do Everything One At A Time, One Day At A Time. It's The Only Way I Can Do All What I Want. I Stopped Watching [most Of] The News And Entertainment Shows. I Think It's Helped Me To Stay A Little Clearer. Do I Need To Know What Kevin Federline Is Doing? And I Don't Sleep A Lot. I'm Always Connected To [my Work].

One Time, I Was So Hungry, I Ate The Beans In A Bean Bag Chair.

A Dodger Uniform Just Doesn't Look Good With A Cummerbund.