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This Is L.a. You Wanna Learn Spanish? Take The Bus.

I Grew Up Not Having A Father. Golf Is The Father I Never Had. It Taught Me Honesty And Respect And Discipline And It Taught Me To Control My Temperament.

No Particular Race Is The Enemy. Ignorance Is The Enemy.

George: Why've You Had A Grudge Against Your Brother For 15 Years? Benny: We Lopezes Are A Proud People... George: You Have A Birthday Lunch At Denny's Every Month. We're Not That Proud!

Angie, I've Seen My Mom Wrestle Two Cops To The Ground With A Taser Dart In Her Neck, And You Cry When Your Shoes Pinch. Good Luck, Bambi!