Megahertz: This Is Really, Really Big Hertz.

I Tried Sniffing Coke Once, But The Ice Cubes Got Stuck In My Nose.

Greyhound Bus Lines Motto: "we Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."

Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever Has The Gold, Makes The Rules.

We Kids Feared Many Things In Those Days - Werewolves, Dentists, North Koreans, Sunday School - But They All Paled In Comparison With Brussels Sprouts.

Sat Tests Are Designed By Huge Panels Of Experts In Education And Psychology Who Work For Years To Design Tests In Which Not One Single Question Measures Any Bit Of Knowledge That Anyone Might Actually Need In The Real World. We Should Applaud Kids For Getting Lower Scores.