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What May Seem Depressing Or Even Tragic To One Person May Seem Like An Absolute Scream To Another Person, Especially If He Has Had Between Four And Seven Beers.

I Don't Know What You Can Possibly Do For Less Than $50 To Have Somebody Come In Your House.

By Today's Beauty Standards, Of Course, Marilyn Monroe Was An Oil Tanker.

If You Look At Photos Of The Gettysburg Address There's A Guy Off To The Right Who I Think Is Keith Richards.

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