I Tend To Live In The Past

Cockroaches And Socialites Are The Only Things That Can Stay Up All Night And Eat Anything.

I Tend To Live In The Past Because Most Of My Life Is There.

The Precise Location Of Heaven On Earth Has Never Been Established But It May Very Well Be Right Here

Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough, And Three Is Too Many.

One Day If I Do Go To Heaven...i'll Look Around And Say, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.