Martin Luther King Taught Us All Nonviolence.

And We Love To Dance, Especially That New One Called The Civil War Twist. The Northern Part Of You Stands Still While The Southern Part Tries To Secede.

To Me, Seeing A Really Great Comedian Is A Bit Like Watching A Musician Or A Poet.

I Went To Ethiopia, And It Dawned On Me That You Can Tell A Starving, Malnourished Person Because They've Got A Bloated Belly And A Bald Head. And I Realized That If You Come Through Any American Airport And See Businessmen Running Through With Bloated Bellies And Bald Heads, That's Malnutrition, Too.

Eating Liver Out Of A Cow's Body Is Like Eating The Filter Out Of A Car.

I Was Born And Raised In St. Louis, And This Little Town, Eight Blocks Away, Place No One Ever Heard Of, A Black Man There Commands The Attention Of The World For Months? That Ain't My World.