In Most Places In The Country, Voting

I Didn't Realize, When I Decided To Be A Comic, That A Black Person Had Never Been Allowed To Stand Flat-footed In America And Talk To White Folks. It Never Happened Before.

I Am One Of The Funniest People On The Planet.

Revolution Ain't Nothing But An Extent Of Evolution; Evolution Is A Fact Of Nature. So When Old Folks Tell Me That They Don't Understand Hip Hop And The Music Is Too Loud, Well I Guess It Means You're Not Supposed To Be In There.

That's Easy, To Stand In A Nightclub, Where Most Of The People That Come In, They Came To See You.

I Chose To Be An Agitator. And There's One Interesting Thing About Being An Agitator - And I Tell People - The Next Time You Put Your Underwear In The Washing Machine, Take The Agitator Out, And All You're Going To End Up With Is Some Dirty, Wet Drawers.