Audiences Feel No Hatred From Me. Because

People Keep Telling Me About The White Race And The Black Race - And It Really Doesn't Make Sense. I Played Miami, Met A Fellow Two Shades Darker Than Me - And His Name Was Ginsberg! Took My Place In Two Sit-in Demonstrations - Nobody Knew The Difference. The He Tried For A Third Lunch Counter And Blew The Whole Bit ... Asked For Blintzes.

A Klaner Kkk Is A Cat Who Gets Out Of Bed In The Middle Of The Night And Takes His Sheet With Him.

We Used To Root For The Indians Against The Cavalry, Because We Didn't Think It Was Fair In The History Books That When The Cavalry Won It Was A Great Victory, And When The Indians Won It Was A Massacre.

I Never Believed In Santa Claus Because I Knew No White Dude Would Come Into My Neighborhood After Dark.

Every Holiday On The Calendar, I Check In A Hotel And Fast - I Don't Eat, I Don't Drink, I Don't Talk.