As A Parent, I'd - I'd Be

If You Want To Read About Love And Marriage, You've Got To Buy Two Separate Books.

My Mother's Sister Was Killed In A Trolley Car Accident, So I Was Raised As One Of Eight With My Sister And Six Male Cousins.

As Life's Pleasures Go, Food Is Second Only To Sex. Except For Salami And Eggs. Now That's Better Than Sex, But Only If The Salami Is Thickly Sliced.

I Made It, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I Didn't Have To Practice.

If You Stop And Think About It, Nearly All Great Humor Is At The Expense Of Someone Or Something.