Marriage Is Like Mushrooms: We Notice Too

I Do The Movies Just For Myself Like An Institutionalized Person Who Basket-weaves. Busy Fingers Are Happy Fingers. I Don't Care About The Films. I Don't Care If They're Flushed Down The Toilet After I Die.

We Knew The Front Door Was Always Left Open, But We Broke In Just To Keep In Practice. Doxy Turned All The Washburn Family Photos To The Wall So There Wouldn't Be Any Witnesses.

My Grammy Never Gave Gifts, You Know. She Was Too Busy Getting Raped By Cossacks.

Dying Is One Of The Few Things That Can Be Done As Easily Lying Down.

I Love Baseball. You Know, It Doesn’t Have To Mean Anything. It’s Just Very Beautiful To Watch.