When You Are Dead, It Is Hard

I Hate Reality But It's Still The Best Place To Get A Good Steak.

I'm Not A Big Believer In The Sense Of Jews Having A Monopoly On Comedy.

I Do Occasionally Envy The Person Who Is Religious Naturally, Without Being Brainwashed Into It Or Suckered Into It By All The Organized Hustles.

Paranoia Is Knowing All The Facts.

That (sex) Was The Most Fun I Ever Had Without Laughing.