Marriage: A Souvenir Of Love.

There Are Only Two Kinds Of Men; The Dead And The Deadly.

When Perfect Frankness Comes In At The Door Love Flies Out Of The Window.

Wedding: The Point At Which A Man Stops Toasting A Woman And Begins Roasting Her.

Marriage Is The Miracle That Transforms A Kiss From A Pleasure Into A Duty.

What A Man Calls His 'conscience' Is Merely The Mental Action That Follows A Sentimental Reaction After Too Much Wine Or Love.