Marriage: A Souvenir Of Love.

A Woman's Flattery May Inflate A Man's Head A Little; But Her Criticism Goes Straight To His Heart, And Contracts It So That It Can Never Again Hold Quite As Much Love For Her.

Wedding: The Point At Which A Man Stops Toasting A Woman And Begins Roasting Her.

When A Girl Marries She Exchanges The Attentions Of Many Men For The Inattention Of One.

Never Trust A Husband Too Far, Nor A Bachelor Too Near.

No Girl Who Is Going To Marry Need Bother To Win A College Degree; She Just Naturally Becomes A "master Of Arts" And A "doctor Of Philosophy" After Catering To An Ordinary Man For A Few Years.