I Admit That: My Wife Is Outspoken,

The Reason God Made Man Before Woman Was That He Didn't Want Any Suggestions.

Give Your Child A Spanking Once A Day. If You Don't Know Why, He Does.

If You Want To Know How Your Girl Will Treat You After Marriage, Just Listen To Her Talking To Her Little Brother.

Democracy Means Doing Whatever You Want Without Asking Permission Of Anybody But Your Boss, Your Doctor, Your Lawyer, Your Landlord, Your Bank, Your City, Your State And Federal Authorities, And Your Wife And Children.

We Should Not Permit Prayer To Be Taken Out Of The Schools; That's The Only Way Most Of Us Got Through.