I Admit That: My Wife Is Outspoken,

The Beauty Of America Is That The Average Person Always Thinks She Is Above Average.

Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon Or Too Late.

It Would Be Useless To Bomb Washington. If You Destroy One Building, They Already Have Two Other Buildings Completely Staffed With People Doing Exactly The Same Thing.

When I Was A Boy I Used To Do What My Father Wanted. Now I Have To Do What My Boy Wants. My Problem Is: When Am I Going To Do What I Want?

We Should Not Permit Prayer To Be Taken Out Of The Schools; That's The Only Way Most Of Us Got Through.