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You Know How You're Always Trying To Get Things To Come Out Perfect In Art Because It's Real Difficult In Life

I'd Never Join A Club That Would Allow A Person Like Me To Become A Member.

The Chief Problem About Death ... Is The Fear That There May Be No Afterlife - A Depressing Thought.

This Guy Goes To A Psychiatrist And Says, Doc, My Brother’s Crazy. He Thinks He’s A Chicken. The Doctor Says, Well, Why Don’t You Turn Him In? And The Guy Says, I Would But I Need The Eggs. Well I Guess That’s Pretty Much How I Feel About Relationships. You Know They’re Totally Irrational And Crazy And Absurd But I Guess We Keep Going Through It Because, Uh, Most Of Us Need The Eggs.

No Matter What You Do There Will Be Critics.