Man Can Not Live By Bread Alone

Never Forget That The Devil Is There 24/7 Too. He's Very, Very Busy.

If The New American Father Feels Bewildered And Even Defeated, Let Him Take Comfort From The Fact That Whatever He Does In Any Fathering Situation Has A Fifty Percent Chance Of Being Right.

My Father Would Pass Gas And Then Blame It On Imaginary Animals.

A Baseball Manager Has Learned A Lot About His Job From Having Played The Game, But A Parent Has Not Learned A Thing From Having Once Been A Child.

Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.