Man Can Not Live By Bread Alone

I Can't Even Talk The Way These People Talk. 'why You Ain't?' 'where You Is?' Everybody Knows It's Important To Speak English Except These Knuckleheads. You Can't Be A Doctor With That Kind Of Crap Coming Out Of Your Mouth.

Why Do Kids Always Say Peace Out, I Though Peace Was In.

What Best Defines A Child Is The Total Inability To Receive Information From Anything Not Plugged In.

I Wasn't Always Black... There Was This Freckle, And It Got Bigger And Bigger.

In Spite Of The Six Thousand Manuals On Child Raising In The Bookstores, Child Raising Is Still A Dark Continent And No One Really Knows Anything. You Just Need A Lot Of Love And Luck - And, Of Course, Courage.