If The New American Father Feels Bewildered

Most Fathers And... Mothers. Only Your Grandmother And Ghengis Khan Know How To Do It.

There Is No Labor A Person Does That Is Undignified; If They Do It Right.

It's Painful, But We Can't Heal Ourselves Unless We Cleanse The Wounds.

My Father Walked To School 4 O'clock Every Morning With No Shoes On, Uphill, Both Ways, In 5 Feet Of Snow And He Was Thankful.

The Mother May Be Doing Ninety Percent Of The Disciplining, But The Father Still Must Have A Full-time Acceptance Of All The Children. He Never Must Say, "get These Kids Out Of Here; I'm Trying To Watch Tv." If He Ever Does Start Saying This, He Is Liable To See One Of His Kids On The Six O'clock News.