Make Sure You're Doing Impressions Of People

It's Not An Overnight Thing. I Can Legitimately Say I've Been Working My Ass Off For A Long Time And The Fact That I'm Getting This Concert Movie Is Perfect Because It's Coming At Just The Right Time In My Life.

I Like To Tell Old Jokes On Stage After About An Hour, Or An Hour And A Half. I'll Bring Those Old Ones Back Because The Fans Love Them.

If You Surround Yourself With A Bunch Of Guys Who No Mas Se Quieren Puro Pari And Are Like, "aaah, Let's Go Get Some Chicks." Guess What? That's Going To Slow You Down And Keep Your Head Somewhere Else.

My Material Never Comes Out Verbatim Every Time. I Always Tweak In A Line, Or Tweak Away A Line, Gain A Couple Tags Or Lose A Couple Tags. The Timing Is Always Off.

Life Is Measured By How You Lived It, Not By The Years.