I Want To Get So Famous That

I Had To Travel Half Way Across The World To Be Called An American.

Anyone Who's Seen My Specials Knows I Don't Put Out The Same Stuff Twice.

Some Comics Don't Like It When People Talk During The Set, And It Does Get A Little Bit Annoying After Awhile, But I Basically Let People Dictate What Jokes I'm Going To Do.

Early On When I Started Talking About My Weight, It Was Self-deprecating; Everything Was A Joke.

Me Racist? The Only Race I Hate Is The One You Have To Run.