Mad Dogs And Englishmen Go Out In

If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Paycheck On Friday.

A Perfect Martini Should Be Made By Filling A Glass With Gin Then Waving It In The General Direction Of Italy.

I Can't Sing, But I Know How To, Which Is Quite Different.

I'm An Enormously Talented Man, And There's No Use Pretending That I'm Not.

I'll Go Through Life Either First Class Or Third, But Never In Second.