Having To Read Footnotes Resembles Having To

A Bloody Good Thing, But Too Late.

To Take A Gloomy View Of Life Is Not Part Of My Philosophy; To Laugh At The Idiocies Of My Fellow Creatures Is. However, At This Particular Moment I Cannot Find So Much To Laugh At As I Would Like.

Never Trust A Man With Short Legs. His Brains Are Too Near His Bottom.

But Why, Oh Why, Do The Wrong People Travel, When The Right People Stay At Home?

I Love Criticism Just So Long As It's Unqualified Praise.