Having To Read Footnotes Resembles Having To

There Are Bad Times Just Around The Corner, There Are Dark Clouds Travelling Through The Sky, And It's No Good Whining, About A Silver Lining, For We Know From Experience They Won't Roll By...

How Foolish To Think That One Can Ever Slam The Door In The Face Of Age. Much Wiser To Be Polite And Gracious And Ask Him To Lunch In Advance.

We Have No Reliable Guarantee That The Afterlife Will Be Any Less Exasperating Than This One, Have We?

Just Say The Lines And Don't Trip Over The Furniture.

As One Gets Older, One Discovers Everything Is Going To Be Exactly The Same With Different Hats On.