Love, The Quest; Marriage, The Conquest; Divorce,

A Fool And Her Money Are Soon Courted.

Matrimony Is The Price Of Love -- Divorce, The Rebate.

A Man's Desire For A Son Is Usually Nothing But The Wish To Duplicate Himself In Order That Such A Remarkable Pattern May Not Be Lost To The World.

Kissing A Smoker Is Like Licking An Ashtray.

Alas, Why Will A Man Spend Months Trying To Hand Over His Liberty To A Woman--and The Rest Of His Life Trying To Get It Back Again?