I Think I've Discovered The Secret Of

I Never Made A Mistake In My Life. I Thought I Did Once, But I Was Wrong.

One Night I Was Sitting Listening To Some Hank Williams Songs - And They'll Change Your Life In A Hurry.

Nobody Gave Me What I Wanted For My Birthday! Nobody! What Sort Of Presents Do You Call These? New Shoes, A Green Sweater And A Bunch Of Stupid Toys!" "what Were You Expecting?" "real Estate!

Why Can't We Get All The People Together In The World That We Really Like And Then Just Stay Together? I Guess That Wouldn't Work. Someone Would Leave. Someone Always Leaves. Then We Would Have To Say Good-bye. I Hate Good-byes. I Know What I Need. I Need More Hellos.

I Love People; It's Mankind I Can't Stand.