A Committee Is A Group Of Individuals

Do Not Make A Stingy Sandwich; Pile The Cold Cuts High; So You Should See Salami Coming Through The Rye.

In Hollywood If You Are Not Working, You Are A Leper. True, You Are Probably Living In The Most Expensive Leper Colony In The World.

I Had Moved Out Of The Edison Hotel Because I Couldn't Pay The Bill And Was Living At The Lincoln Hotel, Where I Couldn't Pay The Bill Either, But It Was Cheaper.

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A Committee Is A Group Of Individuals Who All Put In A Perfectly Good Color, And It Comes Out Gray.