Love: A Temporary Insanity Curable By Marriage.

Oblivion, N. The State Or Condition In Which The Wicked Cease From Struggling And The Dreary Are At Rest. Fame's Eternal Dumping Ground.

Distance, N. The Only Thing That The Rich Are Willing For The Poor To Call Theirs And Keep.

Alien - An American Sovereign In His Probationary State.

Convent - A Place Of Retirement For Women Who Wish For Leisure To Meditate Upon The Sin Of Idleness.

Carnivorous, Adj. Addicted To The Cruelty Of Devouring The Timorous Vegetarian, His Heirs And Assigns.