Love: A Temporary Insanity Curable By Marriage.

That Part Of Your Friend Which It Is Your Privilege To Contemplate In Your Adversity

Callous, Adj. Gifted With Great Fortitude To Bear The Evils Afflicting Another.

Eloquence, N. The Art Of Orally Persuading Fools That White Is The Color That It Appears To Be. It Includes The Gift Of Making Any Color Appear White.

Don't Board With The Devil If You Wish To Be Fat.

We Hold These Truths To Be Self-evident: That All Men Are Created Equal; That They Are Endowed By Their Creator With Certain Inalienable Rights; That Among These Are Life, And The Right To Make That Of Another Miserable By Thrusting Upon Him An Incalculable Quantity Of Acquaintances; Liberty, Particularly The Liberty To Introduce Persons To One Another Without First Ascertaining If They Are Not Already Acquainted As Enemies; And The Pursuit Of Another's Happiness With A Running Pack Of Strangers.