Jealous, Adj. Unduly Concerned About The Preservation

Gunpowder, N. An Agency Employed By Civilized Nations For The Settlement Of Disputes Which Might Become Troublesome If Left Unadjusted.

The Clarinet Is A Musical Instrument The Only Thing Worse Than Which Is Two.

Monsignor- A High Ecclesiastical Title, Of Which The Founder Of Our Religion Overlooked The Advantages.

Uxoriousness, N. A Perverted Affection That Has Strayed To One's Own Wife.

To Be Positive Is To Be Mistaken At The Top Of One's Voice.